New Classes at the Gym

You want to be healthy, right? You want to get off your ass and get a bit of exercise so that your ass actually has muscle in it, and that it's more recognizable in your pants than on your couch?

And that when you die your hands aren't frozen in the Mavis Beacon position?

Remember this?

I'm looking to start an exercise routine. Something I know I'll commit to and will be good at. I was chatting (yes, at my computer) to a friend of mine and we came up with the following alternatives:

aerobic pole dancing

water jenga

meditative sprinting

seaweed mud wrap wrestling

competitive lounging

speed typing (i hear its gonna be in the olympics)

high impact tickling

intensive coffee grinding

inappropriate gym talking

embarrassing stretching

elastic snapping

gas passing

leg shifting

twitching

phone checking

lint picking

knuckle cracking

back scratching

and finally:

pay and stay at home... ing

I'll let you know how the workout goes.... :)